My Favorite Things – PARODY

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Sung to "My Favorite Things"
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{artist: Bill Horn}
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 {t:Spoof - My Favourite Things}
{artist: Bill Horn}
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[F#] [A7] [F#7] [C#m]
[Bm] Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
[G] Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
[Em] Bundles of [A7] magazines [D] tied up with [G] strings
[D] These are a [G] few of my [C#m] favourite [F#7] things
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[Bm] Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,
[G] Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
[Em] Pacemakers [A7] golf carts [D] and porches [G] with swings
[D] These are a [G] few of my [C#m] favourite [F#7] things
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[Bm] When the pipes leak, 
[Em] When the [F#] bones creak,
[Bm] When the knees go [G] bad
I [G] simply [Em] remember my [D] favourite [G] things
And [Em] then I don't [A7] feel so [D] bad
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[B] Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,
[E] No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions
[Em] Bathrobes and [A7] heating pads [D] and hot meals they [G] bring
[D] These are a [G] few of my [C#m] favourite [F#7] things
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[Bm] Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',
[G] Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
[Em] And we won't [A7] mention [D] our shrunken [G] frames
[D] When we re-[G]member our [C#m] favourite [F#7] things
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[Bm] When the joints ache, 
[Em] When the [F#] hips break,
[Bm] When the eyes grow [G] dim
I [G] simply [Em] remember the [D] great life [G] I've had
And [Em] then I don't [A7] feel so [D] bad