Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah

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Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah 
00875.000 HELLO, MUDDUH, HELLO, FADDUH Hello, [A] Mudduh, hello, [E7] Fadduh, Here I am at Camp [A] Grenada. C# SeventhCamp is [C#7] very enter-[D]-taining, And they [A] say we’ll have some [E] fun if it stops [A] raining. I went [A] hiking with Joe [E7] Spivy; He developed poison [A] ivy. You [C#7] remember Leonard [D]Skinner? He got [A] ptomaine poisoning [E]last night after [A] dinner. All the [A] counselors hate the [E7] waiters, And the lake has [A] alligators. And the [C#7] head coach wants no [D]sissies, So he [A] reads to us from [E]something called [A] Ulysses. Now I [A] don’t want this to [E7] scare ya, But my bunkmate has [A] malaria. C# SeventhYou [C#7] remember Jeffery [D] Hardy? They’re [A] about to [E] organize a searching [A] party. [Am] Take me [Dm] home, oh mudduh, fadduh, [Am] take me [Dm]home, I hate Grenada; [Am] don’t leave [C] me out in the forest [F] Where I might get [E] eaten by a bear. [Am] Take me [Dm] home, I promise I will [Am] not make [Dm] noise, or mess the house with [Am] other [C] boys.  Oh please don’t make me [F] stay - I’ve been here [E] one whole day! Dearest [A] fadduh, darling [E7] mudduh, How’s my precious little [A] brudduh? C# SeventhLet me [C#7] come home, if you [D] miss me. I would [A] even let Aunt [E] Bertha hug and [A] kiss me. Wait a [A] minute, it stopped [E7] hailing, Guys are [E7] swimming, guys are [A] sailing, Playing [C#7] baseball, gee, that’s [D] better. Mudduh, [A] Fadduh, kindly [E] disregard this [A] letter.