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Funniest short jokes to make you lol

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    1. • What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little horse.
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    2. • What did one hat say to the other?
You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
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    3. • What’s orange and sounds like a carrot?
A parrot.
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    4. • Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
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    5. • What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye matey.
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    6. • Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
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    7. • What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
Bison.
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    8. • What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer?
The space bar.
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    9. • Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?
Because it was cultured.
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    10. • What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
Re-Morse code.
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    11. • Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
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    12. • Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
He drank the coffee before it was cool.
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    13. • What do cows do on date night?
Go to the moo-vies.
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    14. • What do cows say when they hear a bad joke?
“I am not amoosed.”
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    15. • Why do French people eat snails?
They don’t like fast food.
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    16. • Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Just in case he got a hole in one!
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    17. • Why don’t the circus lions eat the clowns?
Because they taste funny!
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  2. The Pope is being driven around in his limosine when he asks his driver if he can take the wheel for a while. 

Reluctantly, the driver lets him. 

The Pope gets going a little too fast and gets pulled over by a young police officer. 

The officer walks up, sees who's driving, and instead of writing a ticket, goes back to his car and radios his chief for instructions.
"I've got someone really important pulled over and I don't know what to do," he says. 

The chief asks, "Is it someone famous?" 

The officer replies, "I don't know who he is, but the Pope is his driver."
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