{"id":34186,"date":"2026-10-27T05:35:58","date_gmt":"2026-10-27T05:35:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tutavo.com\/songs\/?p=34186"},"modified":"2026-10-27T05:56:09","modified_gmt":"2026-10-27T05:56:09","slug":"how-much-goblin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tutavo.com\/songs\/how-much-goblin\/","title":{"rendered":"How Much &#8211; Goblin in the Window"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre class=\"_3F2CP _3hukP\"><span style=\"font-size: 16pt; font-weight: 900; font-family: trebuchet ms, geneva, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span class=\"_3rlxz\">{ CHORUS } - - - - -<\/span><\/span><span class=\"_3rlxz\"><span class=\"_3rlxz\">\r\n[Verse 1] - - - I [C] must take a trip to [G7] Transylvania,\r\nAnd leave you here all on your [C] own.\r\nIf a [C] goblin comes knocking, don\u2019t [G7] answer.\r\nJust howl like there\u2019s nobody [C] home.\r\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">{ CHORUS }\r\nHow [C] much is that goblin in the [G7] graveyard? {Growl}\r\nThe [G7] one with the big buggie [C] eyes?\r\nHow [C] much is that goblin in the [G7] graveyard? {Growl}\r\nI hope that\u2019s a goblin [C] disguise.<\/span>\r\n[Verse 2] - - - I [C] read in the paper there are [G7] zombies - - - That shuffle around after [C] dark. - - - My [C] love needs a goblin to [G7] protect her,  \u2019Cause zombies don\u2019t care if dogs [C] bark.\r\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">{ CHORUS }<\/span>\r\n[Verse 3] - - - I [C] don\u2019t want a werewolf or a [G7] mummy,\r\nI [G7] don\u2019t want a ghost in the [C] hall.  I [C] don\u2019t want a witch or a [G7] vampire.  A goblin\u2019s the cutest of [C] all.\r\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">{ CHORUS }<\/span>\r\n[Verse 4: the twist] - - - I [C] came home from old Transyl-[G7]vania.\r\nThe mask lay beside my chewed [C] shoe.  He [C] wagged and he barked then he [G7] licked me,  Then howled out a doggie-style \u201c[C] Boo!\u201d\r\n\r\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">{ FINAL CHORUS }\r\nHow [C] much is that doggie in the [G7] graveyard?\r\nThe [G7] one in the goblin dis-[C]-guise?\r\nHow [C] much is that doggie in the [G7] graveyard?\r\nI\u2019ll [G7] take him. He\u2019s just the right [C] size.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/pre>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>{ CHORUS } &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; [Verse 1] &#8211; &#8211; &#8211; I [C] must take a trip to [G7] Transylvania, And leave you here all on your [C] own. If a [C] goblin comes knocking, don\u2019t [G7] answer. Just howl like there\u2019s nobody [C] home. { CHORUS } &hellip; <span class=\"more-button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/tutavo.com\/songs\/how-much-goblin\/\" class=\"more-link\">CLICK TO VIEW SONG<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">How Much &#8211; Goblin in the Window<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[90],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-halloween"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tutavo.com\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tutavo.com\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tutavo.com\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tutavo.com\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tutavo.com\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34186"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/tutavo.com\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34191,"href":"https:\/\/tutavo.com\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34186\/revisions\/34191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tutavo.com\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tutavo.com\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tutavo.com\/songs\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}