{"id":30306,"date":"2026-03-19T00:19:08","date_gmt":"2026-03-19T00:19:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tutavo.com\/songs\/?p=30306"},"modified":"2026-10-21T22:30:20","modified_gmt":"2026-10-21T22:30:20","slug":"bar-jokes-35-rd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tutavo.com\/songs\/bar-jokes-35-rd\/","title":{"rendered":"{B} 035 – RD"},"content":{"rendered":"

Funniest short jokes to make you lol<\/h2>\n

BAR PATRONS SELECT 3 – OR READ THE ONE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE<\/p>\n

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    1. \u2022 What do you call a pony with a cough?
      \n<\/strong><\/span>A little horse.<\/span><\/li>\n
    2. \u2022 What did one hat say to the other?
      \n<\/strong><\/span>You wait here. I\u2019ll go on a head.<\/span><\/li>\n
    3. \u2022 What\u2019s orange and sounds like a carrot?
      \n<\/strong>A parrot.<\/span><\/li>\n
    4. \u2022 Why can\u2019t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
      \n<\/strong><\/span>Because the \u201cP\u201d is silent.<\/span><\/li>\n
    5. \u2022 What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
      \n<\/strong><\/span>Aye matey.<\/span><\/li>\n
    6. \u2022 Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
      \n<\/strong><\/span>His car got toad away.<\/span><\/li>\n
    7. \u2022 What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
      \n<\/strong><\/span>Bison.<\/span><\/li>\n
    8. \u2022 What is an astronaut\u2019s favorite part on a computer?
      \n<\/strong><\/span>The space bar.<\/span><\/li>\n
    9. \u2022 Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?
      \n<\/strong><\/span>Because it was cultured.<\/span><\/li>\n
    10. \u2022 What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
      \n<\/strong><\/span>Re-Morse code.<\/span><\/li>\n
    11. \u2022 Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
      \n<\/strong><\/span>They each got six months.<\/span><\/li>\n
    12. \u2022 Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
      \n<\/strong><\/span>He drank the coffee before it was cool.<\/span><\/li>\n
    13. \u2022 What do cows do on date night?
      \n<\/strong><\/span>Go to the moo-vies.<\/span><\/li>\n
    14. \u2022 What do cows say when they hear a\u00a0bad joke?
      \n<\/strong><\/span>\u201cI am not amoosed.\u201d<\/span><\/li>\n
    15. \u2022 Why do French people eat\u00a0snails?
      \n<\/strong><\/span>They don\u2019t like fast food.<\/span><\/li>\n
    16. \u2022 Why did the\u00a0golfer\u00a0wear two pairs of pants?
      \n<\/strong><\/span>Just in case he got a hole in one!<\/span><\/li>\n
    17. \u2022 Why don\u2019t the circus lions eat the\u00a0clowns?
      \n<\/strong><\/span>Because they taste funny!<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    18. The Pope is being driven around in his limosine when he asks his driver if he can take the wheel for a while. <\/span>\n

      Reluctantly, the driver lets him. <\/span><\/p>\n

      The Pope gets going a little too fast and gets pulled over by a young police officer. <\/span><\/p>\n

      The officer walks up, sees who’s driving, and instead of writing a ticket, goes back to his car and radios his chief for instructions.
      \n“I’ve got someone really important pulled over and I don’t know what to do,” he says. <\/span><\/p>\n

      The chief asks, “Is it someone famous?” <\/span><\/p>\n

      The officer replies, “I don’t know who he is, but the Pope is his driver.”<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

       <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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