Sung to “My Favorite Things”<\/p>\n
{t:Spoof - My Favourite Things}\r\n{artist: Bill Horn}\r\n{key: G}\r\n<\/pre>\n {t:Spoof - My Favourite Things}\r\n{artist: Bill Horn}\r\n{key: G}\r\n\r\n{c: }\r\n[F#] [A7] [F#7] [C#m]\r\n[Bm] Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting,\r\n[G] Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,\r\n[Em] Bundles of [A7] magazines [D] tied up with [G] strings\r\n[D] These are a [G] few of my [C#m] favourite [F#7] things\r\n{c: }\r\n[Bm] Cadillacs and cataracts, hearing aids and glasses,\r\n[G] Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,\r\n[Em] Pacemakers [A7] golf carts [D] and porches [G] with swings\r\n[D] These are a [G] few of my [C#m] favourite [F#7] things\r\n{c: }\r\n[Bm] When the pipes leak, \r\n[Em] When the [F#] bones creak,\r\n[Bm] When the knees go [G] bad\r\nI [G] simply [Em] remember my [D] favourite [G] things\r\nAnd [Em] then I don't [A7] feel so [D] bad\r\n{c: }\r\n[B] Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions,\r\n[E] No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions\r\n[Em] Bathrobes and [A7] heating pads [D] and hot meals they [G] bring\r\n[D] These are a [G] few of my [C#m] favourite [F#7] things\r\n{c: }\r\n[Bm] Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin',\r\n[G] Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',\r\n[Em] And we won't [A7] mention [D] our shrunken [G] frames\r\n[D] When we re-[G]member our [C#m] favourite [F#7] things\r\n{c: }\r\n[Bm] When the joints ache, \r\n[Em] When the [F#] hips break,\r\n[Bm] When the eyes grow [G] dim\r\nI [G] simply [Em] remember the [D] great life [G] I've had\r\nAnd [Em] then I don't [A7] feel so [D] bad<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Sung to “My Favorite Things” {t:Spoof – My Favourite Things} {artist: Bill Horn} {key: G} {t:Spoof – My Favourite Things} {artist: Bill Horn} {key: G} {c: } [F#] [A7] [F#7] [C#m] [Bm] Botox and nose drops and needles for knitting, [G] Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, [Em] Bundles …