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MAIN NAVIGATION PAGE – – @ @ – – # # – – ALL SONGS – – RC DASHBOARD Pick your poison There’s a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Soon, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 25 – RD

MAIN NAVIGATION PAGE – – @ @ – – # # – – ALL SONGS – – RC DASHBOARD Taking the Bull’s Pills An elderly farmer had an old bull that lost its usual desire and no longer went near the cows. The farmer called the vet, who prescribed a … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 24 – RD

MAIN NAVIGATION PAGE – – @ @ – – # # – – ALL SONGS – – RC DASHBOARD Not At All Surprised According to a new report, adverse side effects occurred in over 3,000 women who used Botox last year—when questioned none of them seemed surprised. —Crystal Lowery Dropped … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 23 – RD

MAIN NAVIGATION PAGE – – @ @ – – # # – – ALL SONGS – – RC DASHBOARD Matching wedding bandwidths Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are. —Will Ferrell RD Issue: June 2021 … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 22 – RD

MAIN NAVIGATION PAGE – – @ @ – – # # – – ALL SONGS – – RC DASHBOARD   Foregone conclusion One Sunday, Pastor Andrew played hooky from church so he could shoot a round of golf. St. Peter, looking down from Heaven, seethed. “You’re going to let him … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 21 – RD

MAIN NAVIGATION PAGE – – @ @ – – # # – – ALL SONGS – – RC DASHBOARD Keyed up On a visit to my doctor, I was pleasantly surprised to find that he had installed taped music in the waiting room. As I sat there enjoying a piano … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 20 – RD

MAIN NAVIGATION PAGE – – @ @ – – # # – – ALL SONGS – – RC DASHBOARD Seafood for thought Jerry Eddy went into Elaine’s Restaurant and asked for a lobster tail. The staff person smiled sweetly and said, “Once upon a time there was this handsome lobster…” … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 19 – RD

MAIN NAVIGATION PAGE – – @ @ – – # # – – ALL SONGS – – RC DASHBOARD Just desserts Last Birthday Celebration in the Bistro, Cynthia admonished me. “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?” I answered  “Why should … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 18 – RD

MAIN NAVIGATION PAGE – – @ @ – – # # – – ALL SONGS – – RC DASHBOARD Holy cow! A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?” “Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 17 – RD