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MAIN PAGE – – @ @ – – # # – – ALL SONGS – – RC DASHBOARD RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says. Just once, I want the prompt for … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 13

MAIN PAGE – – @ @ – – # # – – ALL SONGS – – RC DASHBOARD RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE We all get heavier as we get older, because there’s a lot more information in our heads. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. I … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 12

MAIN PAGE – – @ @ – – # # – – ALL SONGS – – RC DASHBOARD RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE If you can’t think of a word, say, “I forgot the English word for it.” That way people will think you’re bilingual instead of getting old. … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 11

MAIN PAGE – – @ @ – – # # – – ALL SONGS – – RC DASHBOARD RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE A man walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer before the problems start!” He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, “Give … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 10

MAIN PAGE – – @ @ – – # # – – ALL SONGS – – RC DASHBOARD RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “I’ll have five beers, please.” Some helium floats into a bar. The bartender says, … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 09

MAIN PAGE – – @ @ – – # # – – ALL SONGS – – RC DASHBOARD RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE A sandwich walks into Cahoots. Jesse says, “Sorry sir, we don’t serve food here.” Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, “I’ll have an H2O … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 08

MAIN PAGE – – @ @ – – # # – – ALL SONGS – – RC DASHBOARD RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 07

MAIN PAGE – – @ @ – – # # – – ALL SONGS – – RC DASHBOARD RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE I have always been a disappointment. When I was five years old, I looked down at the crayons I was colouring with and sighed: When I … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 06

MAIN PAGE – – @ @ – – # # – – ALL SONGS – – RC DASHBOARD RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE A guy walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. He asks for one beer, and one for the road. “Poor Old … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 05

MAIN PAGE – – @ @ – – # # – – ALL SONGS – – RC DASHBOARD RETURN TO BAR JOKE MAIN PAGE The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard for long hours. The blacksmith instructed the boy, “When I take the shoe out of … CLICK TO VIEW SONG~~ Bar Jokes 04